Cat-astrophes

"Don't go...I'll change, I promise."

"Sorry, it's beyond that."

"But I need you."

"No you don't. Besides it's time for a change."

"I don't want change, I want you."

"It's over Cat, don't beg, it's not becoming of you."

"pleaseohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohplease"

"let go of me"

"pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease"

"you're hurting me"

"please?"

"let go of my leg"

Cat lets go of Holidays' leg and watches him wander off into the sunset. Work winks at her.
"Well, helloooooooooooo!" he sleezes.

I think I need a hug.

xxx