Wednesday, November 23, 2005
Vampire Theory
11:09 pm | 
Posted by
Cat |
Good news, even better news or bad news?
The good news is that the tests results for the big bad thingos all came back clear!
The even better news is that I'm not anaemic either!! My iron levels are up. Oh yes and I'm not pregnant either (thanks doc, I could've saved you time on that one).
The bad news is my iron levels are 'too' up. Infact they are so up, the doc is suspicious and wants me in for more testing. I think they just want more blood. Come to think of it, he does have an accent..."I vant to do more teztink ov your blood...."
He said with the copious amounts of coffee I consume (that was one thing present in my system...healthy amounts of caffeine) it should've been *much* lower. Basically I'm showing signs of some sort of deficiency, but so far haven't found what it is - yet my body is making up for it by storing huge amounts of iron. Anyway...regardless it's back for more blood. I protested and tried to convince him I'm all better now - the last tests fixed me good (hey, I could get used to sleeping 14 hours a day - that's a lifestyle change I'm prepared to make).
Stoopid vampires. They're so stubborn.
xxx
The good news is that the tests results for the big bad thingos all came back clear!
The even better news is that I'm not anaemic either!! My iron levels are up. Oh yes and I'm not pregnant either (thanks doc, I could've saved you time on that one).
The bad news is my iron levels are 'too' up. Infact they are so up, the doc is suspicious and wants me in for more testing. I think they just want more blood. Come to think of it, he does have an accent..."I vant to do more teztink ov your blood...."
He said with the copious amounts of coffee I consume (that was one thing present in my system...healthy amounts of caffeine) it should've been *much* lower. Basically I'm showing signs of some sort of deficiency, but so far haven't found what it is - yet my body is making up for it by storing huge amounts of iron. Anyway...regardless it's back for more blood. I protested and tried to convince him I'm all better now - the last tests fixed me good (hey, I could get used to sleeping 14 hours a day - that's a lifestyle change I'm prepared to make).
Stoopid vampires. They're so stubborn.
xxx
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