Wednesday, May 23, 2007
Roacheo & Juliet
6:02 am | 
Posted by
Cat |
I woke up this morning to find two lovers in my kitchen.
I did what any girl would do at 5 am - I screamed and threw a tea towel at them.
The two freaky little cockroaches did the bolt across the kitchen counter whilst I reached for the spray.
Now you must understand that these are no ordinary cockroaches...these are freaky mutant roaches from Mars. Picture little brown bugs but with 'frilly' shells. Disgusting - even more disgusting than the ordinary roach. I don't like other cockroaches, but they don't make me feel physically ill looking at them like these things do... and they were doing hanky panky in my kitchen!!!!!!
Anyway Rocheo (little male) hid straight away and fat Juliet bore the brunt of the spray. She took a dive off the counter, crawled a metre and lay on her back kicking her little legs around. And no, I did not feel sorry for the icky bug.
Don't think Rocheo got away though. I found his little hidey hole behind the rice cooker. Obviously knowing his doom he took a kamakaze suicide dive off the counter as well. He was met at the bottom with a blast of spray. He ran around in blind circles before hauling himself...wait for it...next to his dying lady. And that's where he stayed...
...and NO, I still did not feel sorry for the icky bugs.
xxx
I did what any girl would do at 5 am - I screamed and threw a tea towel at them.
The two freaky little cockroaches did the bolt across the kitchen counter whilst I reached for the spray.
Now you must understand that these are no ordinary cockroaches...these are freaky mutant roaches from Mars. Picture little brown bugs but with 'frilly' shells. Disgusting - even more disgusting than the ordinary roach. I don't like other cockroaches, but they don't make me feel physically ill looking at them like these things do... and they were doing hanky panky in my kitchen!!!!!!
Anyway Rocheo (little male) hid straight away and fat Juliet bore the brunt of the spray. She took a dive off the counter, crawled a metre and lay on her back kicking her little legs around. And no, I did not feel sorry for the icky bug.
Don't think Rocheo got away though. I found his little hidey hole behind the rice cooker. Obviously knowing his doom he took a kamakaze suicide dive off the counter as well. He was met at the bottom with a blast of spray. He ran around in blind circles before hauling himself...wait for it...next to his dying lady. And that's where he stayed...
...and NO, I still did not feel sorry for the icky bugs.
xxx
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1 comments:
hee hee hee ha ha, hee hee! Yes I giggled continually throughout the reading of this post. You are freakin hilarious my friend. Great story!!!